I find this hilarious because I give people basically this advice all the time.
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One of these talking robots? No. With a talking robot? Fuck and yes.
Nor can you disprove my theory that she is an agent of Satan sent to manipulate us into thinking that we’re being punished by God so that we’ll do something real dumb to get back in His good graces.
Well that’s goddamn adorable.
This is going to require an extraordinary amount of logistical planning. Do you have any idea what it would take to nail the facial in one take in zero gravity? It boggles the mind, it does.
It is NOT COOL to appropriate hobo culture like this. I expect this sort of thing from Urban Outfitters, Etsy.
But I just withdrew all this cash!
We met sometime in the summer of 2002 in Seattle. He was a raw vegan...
I almost have more contempt for this consultant than I do for the Duggars. He doesn’t need the money, has no inherent interest in the well being of this family, but chooses to do fucking damage control for molestation anyway. I hope he loses all his money in a pyramid scam.
That haircut is the hairstyle equivalent of a Jello mold.
You know what’s crazy about Joni Ernst (bear with me here)? She’s 44! Look at that hair on a 44 year old woman!
Man, people will try anything to have a cup of coffee that’s not a cup of coffee.
Are any of you guys watching the USMNT right now?
My family is Italian and the negroni has been our go-to cocktail since before I was born. Equal parts on the rocks all the way, baby.
I got a lot of very servicey responses to this mild joke!
caught driving 23 mph in a school zone
He looks embarrassed that he’s being made to ask for sure. Which is exactly appropriate.
That’s his lawyer?!? I mean...just...come on. He looks like a club kid’s idea of what a “cool” lawyer would look like.
Sepp Blatter says he has started work on reforming FIFA amid corruption crisis stuffing duffel bags full of cash and arranging transportation to a non-extradition country.