I’m not suggesting that you need to provide every detail of your sexual history, just that feeling the need to hide the approximate number of people you’ve been with suggests either a hangup about it yourself or a fear of being judged for it (which would mean they have a hangup about it). And being with someone who’d…

Why is it punishment? Why should it bother me if my girlfriend slept with a bunch of people before me? That’s some shit you need to get over by the time you’re 25 or so.

About that last part - there are some comments on here where people have been together for decades and have never even mentioned past relationships. How do you (assuming you aren’t very young still) get to know your partner when you’re both constantly editing the past? How do adults not accept that their partner had a…

It makes me sad to think of a long term relationship where you can’t talk about this stuff freely and without judgment. I would never want to feel like I had to hide anything from a long term partner and I’d never want them to feel like they had to hide anything from me!

I’m surprised that Lindsay Lohan is still allowed in so many countries!

He looks like the grown version of that kid who always smelled a little weird.

Odd, unrelated story about the judge in this case.

I thought his fix made a lot of sense because while other countries certainly work as hard as we do, it seems as though only us Americans log the sheer number of pointless, soul sucking hours at work. We’re not working harder, just working dumber.

Word salad? That’s So Palin!

Phone charger. For god’s sake, bring your phone charger.

A hyped up music video release? It’s like I’m still a kid and Michael Jackson is alive and Reagan is the President!

A story about immigrants and workers' rights? I can't wait until someone asks a Republican candidate their thoughts on the matter.

Great. Now the city is going to have to spend extra money to control the bear population. I hope you’re all happy.

On the contrary, the constant stream of high-quality dick pics my smartphone allows me to send is the only thing keeping us together.

I detect a distinct note of poop-shaming in this post. I thought you were better than this, Jez.

That doesn’t explain why he was put on the $20 bill 100 years after he was elected, but ok.

Lots of shitty people are also very fascinating people. They’re not mutually exclusive. I’d argue that the most interesting people are almost always regarded as assholes by someone.

I’ve never understood how Jackson was on the $20 bill in the first place. He was an imbecile who contributed to a substantial economic depression with his misguided ideological opposition to a central bank which would have allowed the federal government an actual measure of control over monetary policy. The dude…

I think saying it doesn’t age well is being very, very polite.

There are people who watch that show as a guilty pleasure. I don’t really get it, but fine. However these people have completely lost perspective and should have any vehicles, weapons, or children removed from their homes immediately.