Mine was a company trying to sell personalized sweatshirts that said [MY NAME] BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS and featured a crowned skull with wings.

My last Instagram post was a screen shot of a targeted ad from Facebook that struck me as odd, so probably not. #cooldude

She’s not evil. From what I understand, she was scared.

This is either frightening because she actually believes what she’s saying or because our political climate is such that she can cynically say crazy dog whistle shit like this and know that there are no repercussions.

I’m a bit of a ham, yes.

Parma really needs to work on curing its racism problem. #prosciuttojokes

Yeah, it’s gotta be hard for that powerful man to meet people who’d be willing to fuck him and don’t represent a direct conflict of interest. People are just repelled by power.

Hating on brunch is just bizarre. Every single thing that people have to say about brunch applies to eating in restaurants generally.

They’re keeping the story/character details under tight wraps but it takes place 30 years after Jedi. So much later, obviously.

I cried real tears as I watched this.

Don’t be too hard on her guys. After all, she’s just a woman.

1. Is there intelligent life out there?

That level of defending has to be worth at least €50 million to the right club.

Don’t bow to pressure from the lobbyists working for Big Woman! If we have equal pay laws we’ll descend into chaos like those shit holes Germany and Sweden!

I think she’s being mocked because she’s clearly a dimwit who has no business taking pre-med coursework, let alone practicing medicine.

Good.

Text messaging before QWERTY keyboards on phones was pure torture. Before I had one I considered texting akin to a dental appointment.

You went to all those and you’re not sure?!? For shame.

I’m not uppity, but I sure am a born city slicker. I should never have tried to correctly identify bull riding terminology.

But her friends drag her out to a professional bull riding competition. (Bull riding match? Competitive bull riding meet?)