That’s a great way to save on production costs.

A few years ago I was going through a divorce and found therapy very helpful. Now I'm doing very well emotionally and don't really need to devote my time or money to seeing a therapist.

This is regionally specific, but gimme a pork roll, egg and cheese please.

It’s like when I had blue hair for a few months in high school. Had to let it go back to normal so I wouldn’t be “weird hair guy”.

They love traditional hetero marriage. They think that the breakdown of the family is responsible for most of society’s ills. But they also hate that this couple decided to stay married to each other despite their problems.

I’m Hispanic! Elect me and my policies that will be harmful to most of the Hispanic population of the United States! Down with Cuba!

This is really the big problem I have with it as a reader. It's not the plot changes and all the little bits that are necessary to make it work for TV, it's that I'm going to know how the fucking thing ends before the last book is even published.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

I’m currently e-reading my way through Mark Twain, whose complete works cost 99 cents and killed zero trees ;)

What I suggested was that treating women respectfully requires more than just refraining from physical violence and that there’s a component of respecting their autonomy. I didn’t realize that conservatives were now openly against equality, though. Good to know.

This appeals to what I think too many men think it means to treat women well. All that stuff about access to contraception and other aspects of equality doesn’t register with them. You don’t actually hit your wife? Congrats, you’re a fucking hero.

I already know this stuff and frankly, it's still bewildering. Just...so much work.*

I can only weep for the hours she must have wasted writing and editing these thoughts. Does she keep a mirror on around to gaze at her navel 24/7?

Years ago I had a VW Golf. It had an alarm system that stopped working, so I took it into the dealer because it was under warranty. When they gave me the car back, the horn didn't work anymore.

Right? It’s a simple and honest (at least honest-sounding) answer that would serve very well, but these dummies just don’t use it for some reason.

There’s nothing more glaring in an interview than when the subject gets defensive and obfuscates because they know that answering a simple question truthfully will make them look bad. This is going to be good.

Rand, it’s not editorializing to factually describe two disparate statements made by the same person and then state that they are different. Just shut up and pray that nobody points out the hair.

Sure, but for the $15 that this thing costs I can keep re-applying masking tape until basically the end of time.