I'd say both. Which I actually think is ok!

This will get less funny throughout the day as non-black people start to "use their voices," so let's just enjoy it now.

There are thousands of people in America who woke up, got dressed, and marched down to the polls to cast votes to make this woman a member of Congress. And there are thousands more who did the same with the hope of making her President. Think about that. It's fucking staggering.

Significantly better than Kayak? Not doubting, just asking.

But the Jets aren't the ones that gave those things up to end in the position they did. They got something valuable for Revis, while the Bucs threw away a #1 pick and wasted $16 million on one player when they could have signed 2-3 good players and retained their pick. They could have 3 players instead of none. That's…

And don't forget what a disaster this ended up being for Tampa. They gave the Jets their #1, who the Jets turned into Sheldon Richardson. They paid Revis a ton of money one year for no good reason and had to let him go, effectively netting zero players and -$16 million in the bargain. And they're still so bad that…

That sounds like a lot of work. Too busy with laundry and cooking ;)

Good tactic. You have to take that dirty shirt off otherwise the couch will need cleaning.

Counterpoint: scat play.

I do laundry so that we have clean clothes to wear. I cook dinner so that we have something to eat. I go to the gym so that my girlfriend wants to take my clothes off.

Wait a minute - the guy who makes nonsense party music and thinks it's clever to spell his name "Will.i.am" is actually an idiot who doesn't understand how things work? GTFO.

It's like a gulag constructed by people who didn't have the heart to go all the way.

People who think their shit needs its own seat on the subway should be rounded up and placed in camps that have half as many chairs as they need.

Lolita is 54? Somehow thought she'd be younger.

Week thirteen - carrion birds were everywhere.

Turned out the secret was yeast!

Gene therapy was defenseless against stupidity.

I have been dunked on.

she understands exactly what it's like to be consumed by sex 24/7 and have to fight the urge to "procreate" without stop