To everyone who came here to comment that it's rude to fuck in the back of a cab - we know. Congratulations, you win this afternoon's Considerate Person Award. Now go off to sort some recycling while we get it on in a stranger's car.

These people are so gullible. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

I don't like this story. I feel like it has legs and could undermine her in a general election. I also have no idea who would beat her for the nomination. And holy shit do I not want whoever's going to get the Republican nomination to win the White House.

He should quit worrying about money and do his job for the same reason I do mine - the love of repeated head trauma.

That's a bingo.

Oh, I know how to make the bed. I just can't figure out why I would actually do it unless there's company coming over.

No way he's uncut, right?

So how come we're all cool with practicing counter-witchcraft here, Pat? Isn't that still practicing witchcraft? And is there any limit to the superstitious nonsense you'll give credence to? Also, can I have a million dollars?

Whoa. Over his last 2 seasons he drove in just 33 runs in 702 at bats. I'm actually impressed.

But, like, for real in this instance! Please think of the children (who you're driving to an orgy while drunk)!

I always thought the not-following-the-rules thing was less about being a habitual maverick for no good reason and more about recognizing which rules should be ignored and when. In other words, it's about not being a slave to the rules.

The View-Master is no more a toy of the 80s than a radio is electronics from the 80s.

But NBC/NBCSN broadcast every single Premier League game every week, and make them all available to stream via computer, tablet, or smartphone. I realize that you need a TV subscription for it, but that goes for most sports in America anyway.

You'll eat store-brand gruel and you'll like it!

The only land line people I know right now are 50+ years old. I'm 37, and I haven't had one since 2005.

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

Just before Christmas they brought a manger, but without the baby Jesus in it to symbolise dead babies.

I agree, but it's important to remember that there are people of all sexual orientations who repress their desires out of culturally a induced sense of shame, guilt, etc. There are plenty of people who shy away from sexual contact for entirely unhealthy reasons.

I'll be looking forward to it!

In over 20 years of smoking pot, I've never mastered the art of rolling a joint. I feel a considerable amount of shame about that.