she understands exactly what it's like to be consumed by sex 24/7 and have to fight the urge to "procreate" without stop

To everyone who came here to comment that it's rude to fuck in the back of a cab - we know. Congratulations, you win this afternoon's Considerate Person Award. Now go off to sort some recycling while we get it on in a stranger's car.

These people are so gullible. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

I don't like this story. I feel like it has legs and could undermine her in a general election. I also have no idea who would beat her for the nomination. And holy shit do I not want whoever's going to get the Republican nomination to win the White House.

He should quit worrying about money and do his job for the same reason I do mine - the love of repeated head trauma.

That's a bingo.

Oh, I know how to make the bed. I just can't figure out why I would actually do it unless there's company coming over.

No way he's uncut, right?

Whoa. Over his last 2 seasons he drove in just 33 runs in 702 at bats. I'm actually impressed.

But, like, for real in this instance! Please think of the children (who you're driving to an orgy while drunk)!

But NBC/NBCSN broadcast every single Premier League game every week, and make them all available to stream via computer, tablet, or smartphone. I realize that you need a TV subscription for it, but that goes for most sports in America anyway.

You'll eat store-brand gruel and you'll like it!

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

Just before Christmas they brought a manger, but without the baby Jesus in it to symbolise dead babies.

I agree, but it's important to remember that there are people of all sexual orientations who repress their desires out of culturally a induced sense of shame, guilt, etc. There are plenty of people who shy away from sexual contact for entirely unhealthy reasons.

I'll be looking forward to it!

In over 20 years of smoking pot, I've never mastered the art of rolling a joint. I feel a considerable amount of shame about that.

At least with the IOC they're not (mostly) messing with sports anyone gives a shit about the rest of the time.

The difference between the Luxo and the Ikea Forsa is pretty much just the $150 price difference, right?

The difference between the Luxo and the Ikea Forsa is pretty much just the $150 price difference, right?