"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I've always thought it might be related to puberty and early adolescence. When boys are at that stage, they desperately want to stick it in. Anywhere, anytime, anyone. The problem for them is that the odds of being able to do that are slim to none at that age. In fact, it seems so preposterous that they're prone to…

PIZZA GOGGLES.

Haha, oops. My mistake.

Can I take an unscientific crack at that one?

Giuliani also can't be racist because some of the people who died on 9/11 were black. What don't you people get?

I have no idea if you're joking or not. I certainly was.

The scientific validity of this study has unfortunately been compromised by a small sample size.

That is the greatest headline of all time, Madeleine.

This man is obviously a sack of dicks, but we can all take comfort in the fact that as a member of the South Dakota House of Representatives he probably represents about 3 dozen people.

Cosigned, paisan. And the way he trades on is immigrant roots while simultaneously pushing his jingoistic nativist bullshit is infuriating.

There's a lot going on here, but I think the most interesting part is that these guys seem to think that a person's value is solely determined be how physically strong you are. Very convenient belief for a big strong guy, but they'll probably find that it's a less appealing philosophy when they get older and are just f…

I HAVE always wished for a more photogenic dick ;)

I read the post, and all I saw was a company with something to sell trying to get people to believe that their product was necessary. There's about as much credibility here as there is in an infomercial for a get-rich-quick real estate scam.

Of course I've only ever heard of of this from anti-circumcision activists.

Between this and the Kobe piece it's a real banner week for creepy weirdo athlete profiles. I sense a Lance Armstrong bio on the horizon.

Setting aside however people feel about circumcision in the first place...

I don't understand dog shows. What on Earth is the point in determining the most attractive dog? Why does anyone care? I saw 3 or 4 very cute dogs this morning on the way to the subway, each as adorable as Miss P. The only award I was inclined to give them was a vigorous belly rub.

Men who feel the need to tell you that they're feminists are the same guys who want credit for not committing sexual assault.

All you guys with the stories where you moved in super fast and are still together years later are warming my heart on this super cold Friday. I could seriously read those comments all day.