The laundry part I get. Many people (especially in cities where people don't have washing machines at home) have their laundry done for them because it saves time. But the part where you actually have people forcing you to go to the gym? That doesn't save you any time. That just means you are a lazy person. And I…

This is true only if you have children. You can be a non-rich person and just exercise before work in the morning when there are no kids to wrangle. It's simply a matter of what you prioritize.

This entire service is completely antithetical to the very spirit of exercise. It makes me angry to think about, honestly. I can't imagine what this is going to do to Hamilton Nolan's brain.

No young person expects you to agree with them. Heck, they're not even sure where they are on a lot of issues.

Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it

Yeah, I didn't really get that part. Germany isn't exactly Florida, but they seem to do ok with player development.

I live in NYC, so I'd heard of it. But I don't live in a neighborhood it goes through and I'm pretty sure it was the last Santacon before it reached the tipping point where everyone became aware of just how awful it really is.

I have a confession to make.

So when do we get to the movie review?

I get that he was wearing two, but was one of them up at the tip? Halfway up the shaft? I'm puzzled.

I still don't really understand. Don't you put those things around the base? Did this guy now know that? We've all had out share of sex bloopers, but usually I can figure out how it happened.

Having a Tinder account isn't cheating - it's preparing to cheat.

It's a handy belief to have in your back pocket in the even that your daughter comes home and you can't bring yourself to admit she's a slutty slut who'd have sex without Jesus' sanction.

I could really use this guide, tbh. I've been hitting on women at work with no results for way too long.

This post is all wrong. The best way to drink at the holiday party and keep your shit together is to practice drinking regularly. It's the 10,000 hour rule, basically.

Ugh. I really loved him once. And yes, a striker is sorely needed.

As a fellow Red, I look forward to Fernando's return to Merseyside and also to banging my head against a wall out of sheer frustration.

I will fight anyone who disagrees with this.

I think that mainly they need to learn what the fuck it is. I've had too many arguments where idiots think that "believing" in science is exactly the same as believing in a religion and therefore no more valid as a method for understanding the world around you.

This idiotic non-story is strangely fascinating, isn't it?