Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.

I'm actually absurdly patient about these things, but for the love of god fucking do something already. And Cuddyer doesn't count because he's a season-ending injury waiting to happen.

It's amazing how a post about the Dodgers can make be so pissed about the Wilpons.

Eh, we're a republic here in America and I'm pretty confident that we're no better off than we'd have been if we hadn't fought the Revolution.

I only went with pee because it seems the more likely thing to happen. But poopy bridesmaid dresses would be epic.

We're all hoping the corgis pee on the bridesmaids, right? I mean, that would make this all ok.

She's got a point. I mean sometimes I wonder why I don't just walk up to cops, drop to my knees, and start blowing them. They work hard, after all.

When I head out for lunch, I always make sure to have taken my cigarette out before exiting the building. That way I can just tell the rando moochers that I left the pack upstairs and cut the whole interaction off before it gets anywhere.

Ooh, speaking truth to power Tracy. So edgy.

This is a very good answer. I'll pack a cooler.

I think it's about ego, actually. People tend to default to the position that if they haven't heard of or encountered it, it doesn't exist. This is especially true when the person has or believes they have expertise in an area. You need to be able to set that aside in order to consider new possibilities.

Should we also ban people from having rough sex?

Do they make a person-sized version of that cat bed? Because that's what I want.

Yeah, German culture can seem odd to Americans and there's no history of Germans being oppressed anywhere. So yeah, we feel pretty ok about it. In addition, that's not what juggernaut means.

How about no first dance at all? Why do we insist that two people who likely rarely or never dance get up and dance for a goddamn audience?

Haha.

Yup. It's kind of insidious how that just becomes almost an involuntary reflex. I think we should place the blame on the children for being so adorable in the first place. It works for everything else, after all.

I usually draw the line at whether she's playing dress up or not. If she's in normal clothes, I won't call her pretty. But if she's doing her princess thing, I figure that's sorta what she's going for anyway and will allow myself to say it.

Some friends of mine have a 3 year old daughter. When I was over at their house for her 2nd birthday, she was dressed up in a sparkly outfit of her own choosing. She looked very much like a princess, and I began to say something to that effect.

It was kinda of threat.