Verily, they chortled.

I'm super terrified of bugs! Does this mean I have no shot with Erin? Fuuuuuuuuuck.

He's just citing the well-known fact that one attractive woman is all any man would ever want.

Don't forget you can also call a car service just like before any of these middle men (and that's what they are) even existed!

My brother's getting married next year and I'm the best man. Most of his friends are rugby guys. I think I can/must make this happen.

Ha, you got me. I'm easily confused by crappy looking new shows with has-been female leads.

Is Katherine petitioning to reenter Shondaland?!

Yeah, if only FX aired some kind of parental warning before shows like th — what's that? They do? Oh, carry on then.

It is heart breaking to realize that no future athlete will have the opportunity to be apart of the Lady Vol tradition.

Atonement and repentance are fairly tolerable with a little salt and pepper.

Hold on. I want to hear more about this Yum Kippur thing. Sounds delicious.

Yeah, this is wrong. I discovered it in 1985 when my friend Eddie pointed it out to me on the street one day. Come to think of it, he must have discovered it some time after 1492 himself!

I'm pretty sure he was self-consciously referencing the mi lady phenomenon, specifically that feminists have sort of latched onto it as a go-to joke about MRAs and neckbeards.

Technically, asking a woman to kill herself isn't a death threat. It's more of a request. And the word "request" has sort of polite connotations. Therefore, this is absolutely fine and there's nothing to see here.

I think you're being a touch cynical, yes. What's that guy supposed to do? Not be a nice guy so he won't be mistaken for a creep who's just pretending to be a nice guy?

We figured robots would vote wisely.

"Take the pill!", they told me.

I feel a little robbed here. I wanted her to try to sing in earnest so we can all judge for ourselves/memorialize it forever on the internet. I need my schadenfreude, lady.

Seconded. This stuff is fantastic.

Seconded. This stuff is fantastic.

It's not the most important thing, but there's got to be a certain baseline compatibility in terms of frequency and what I'll just call 'kinkiness levels' if you want that shit not to become a festering boil on your relationship.