Yeah, but it's a lot to ask of him to be able to hide it. That is most of the population.

Oops. I was only looking at the byline on top. I assumed one of the writers was just choosing to do this as a character.

It's probably for the best that nobody will ever know who wrote this.

He's a hypocrite too? Well now that's where I draw the line!

Well it's their fault for giving the palace a name that rhymes with 'Fuckingham'.

I really though it was going to be about this.

Now I understand why Dennis and Sweet Dee turned out the way they did.

Yeah, but...I don't remember a time when I didn't consider bacon to be one of my favorite foods. It was always the best possible thing to land on the breakfast table, long before any of this shit went down.

I'm mostly impressed that they cut a nearly 2 minute trailer for a 31 minute porn and they didn't have to include any sex.

Teens are sexting, but I bet they're terrible at it. So just like teen sex, really.

My only regret is that I arrived to the post after you had already taken up the cause. I have no idea how anyone could suggest that we were judging his VALUES in this story.

Are you American?

I'm pretty psyched that my submission made it in! It was the guy who doesn't know about eggs. I'll never forget him.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

Oh shit. I need to revise the things I do alone in the dark!

However, the initiative did not have clear oversight or close enough supervision to prevent the inclusion of topics that are sensational and controversial.

I saw a couple on the train this morning. They were both extremely attractive. He was wearing fitted sweatpants. Looked like a total asshole. Case closed.

Sounds like these people should get on Tinder. They could use a good random fuck.

It's almost like going on a reality show when you make a living through illegal activities is a really stupid idea.

Ok, but there's believing and then there's believing. I think it's simply untrue that everyone believes in something crazy.