Yeah, but the thing you believe is actually possible. I have no idea why you believe it, but it could be true.

1. Never said it was anyone's fault. I don't know that anyone's at fault for anything here.

No idea. They were clearly either published somewhere or at least meant for publication, though.

Weird story here.

If I can find Schlitz in my neighborhood I'll pick up a six pack on Sunday to test this out. And another six pack just to confirm the results of the first one.

That sounds like a very sexy mix of shared STDs. Thanks!

If you had to make the call, which stars (one male and one female) of the golden age would you say had the most notches on their bedposts?

There's something deeply sad about 18-22 year olds who have already dedicated themselves to becoming sex-negative scolds.

Sure, but these are people who knew him and were presumably his friends. I'd like to think that my friends would say nice things about me immediately after I was shot to death.

Yeah, what a bunch of assholes they are for not assuming he deserved it.

But those men are Fathers, and therefore know best. It's like you didn't even think this through!

The fact is, 15 years ago, size zero and 2 did not exist in American clothes.

Yawn. Call me when someone mines the metal used to make the pans to collect the gold with.

Fair enough, but your comment gives the impression that you go to the dentist an awful lot!

I think that we should just end the failed experiment that is daytime TV. Every channel should have to go dark until Jeopardy! comes on.

That's a really tough question to answer, because it has to do with knowing her and her tendencies in general.

White Castle is the absolute dregs of the burger world. It's like saying your favorite seafood restaurant is Long John Silver's.

I know someone like that and she drives me insane. Constantly whining about being single but has such a detailed picture of her ideal boyfriend in her head that nobody ever has a chance. It's beyond obvious that she's subconsciously choosing to be single, but her conscious mind won't allow for the possibility that she…

Nothing wrong with being single if that's what you want. I'm more poking fun at people who would like to be in a relationship (or so they say) but make absurd lists which preemptively rule out almost every human being they'll ever meet on a technicality, regardless of how great they may be otherwise.

I think there are lots of people who stick to every item on their list of deal breakers. They're called 'single'.