I can understand his confusion about anatomy, though. I've definitely peed out of my butt before.

That first one sounds like it could've been kind of cool...with the right people and done in the right spirit.

I expect there will be no shortage of intelligent takes on this in conservative media.

I dunno, seems like that could lead to a lot of germs.

defame

It's nice to have a story like this come from somewhere other than the US for once.

Nothing but album after album of throat singing.

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Think of it this way - 4 years is absurdly short for a teacher who has sex with a 14 year old girl, but might be entirely appropriate for a college student who has sex with a high school junior.

To be fair, he was probably reading one of your posts and just couldn't help himself. #rosebud

We've go an awful lot of educatin' to do.

I've already devised a perfect set of guidelines for what should be taught in history classes.

See? Gold diggers.

When I was in college I met a girl who grew up calling her vagina her "mustard pot".

You are right. They are wrong. It's not debatable. Do not question yourself. Your kid knows stuff she ought to know and is better off for it.

I think we all know what the next move is. Hire Craig T. Nelson to coach the Dolphins.

Seems like the basic sentiment here, harsh though it may be, is

Wait a minute. That's our reputation? That we value personality over looks?

It's insane that anyone anywhere thinks we should be required to record our interactions to assist in our own future prosecutions, which when you strip it down is pretty much the stance that the cops are taking on this issue.

Pfft. Every white girl I knew got cornrows in high school.