#notallboobs #someboobs

That was embarrassing. Clint should know better than to go full ham.

I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.

And she managed to survive? Just like I presume most of Dr. Korovin's other patients did? GTFO!

But I wanted it to be true! Cluelessly racist marketing is my comedy sweet spot!

My disgust at the obvious racism is being overwhelmed by my LOLs at the phrase "Chanel Urban Tie Cap". URBAN. TIE. CAP.

Right? I got some kind of sausage/egg/cheese thing there a while back and I couldn't understand what happened to the flavor! Did they hide it in a donut? Were they sued and the court ordered that they had to compensate the plaintiff with all of the flavor from their breakfast sandwiches? Baffling.

To further his defense, he then told The Post that Ramadei was a cunt and promised that she'd never work in this town again.

Brooklyn (not Williamsburg)

Hang in there. I promise you that my single guy friends (all in their 30s) are mainly interested in women their own age and I refuse to believe that we're somehow unique. You've just had a bad run of luck is all.

Back when I was on OKC I used to check out women younger than me all the time (I'm currently 36). I had no interest in actually meeting or dating a 22 year old, but I might browse her profile. I mean, why not? You're just browsing pictures for the fun of it half the time on there anyway.

First of all, it's time we all let go of this bullshit notion about what does or doesn't "look homeless."

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

You are a moron because (1) he clearly states that he has children and (2) committing assault and battery against a child should be no more up to the individual than committing assault and battery against an adult.

I'm debating whether or not to go to the beach on Saturday, for fuck's sake. I live in New York!

When I was in elementary school, I had an excellent early science education. Not because our school taught it, though. One of the moms happened to have an advanced sciences degree and volunteered to come in once a week and teach us. Seriously!

"Yeah, I'm pretty aware of what he did. And, yes, it was awful and it was definitely a mistake on his part, but he deserves a second chance." - Gage Friend

I also hate that stupid trope about vaginas being too mysterious and complicated to understand. They all have the same damn parts. You should be able to get that down pretty quickly. You just have to learn how its owner wants them treated.

I have no children. This is stuff I know just by being a person living in the world. What kind of fucking dolt was this guy before?

I choose to believe that you've never been to a creation museum and are therefore a LIAR.