Hang in there. I promise you that my single guy friends (all in their 30s) are mainly interested in women their own age and I refuse to believe that we're somehow unique. You've just had a bad run of luck is all.

Back when I was on OKC I used to check out women younger than me all the time (I'm currently 36). I had no interest in actually meeting or dating a 22 year old, but I might browse her profile. I mean, why not? You're just browsing pictures for the fun of it half the time on there anyway.

First of all, it's time we all let go of this bullshit notion about what does or doesn't "look homeless."

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

You are a moron because (1) he clearly states that he has children and (2) committing assault and battery against a child should be no more up to the individual than committing assault and battery against an adult.

I'm debating whether or not to go to the beach on Saturday, for fuck's sake. I live in New York!

"Yeah, I'm pretty aware of what he did. And, yes, it was awful and it was definitely a mistake on his part, but he deserves a second chance." - Gage Friend

I also hate that stupid trope about vaginas being too mysterious and complicated to understand. They all have the same damn parts. You should be able to get that down pretty quickly. You just have to learn how its owner wants them treated.

I have no children. This is stuff I know just by being a person living in the world. What kind of fucking dolt was this guy before?

I choose to believe that you've never been to a creation museum and are therefore a LIAR.

If only the team had been sponsored by a distillery...

Her whole profile could have been shortened to "I AM EXTREMELY CONFRONTATIONAL! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?"

I heard that if you say Lena Dunham's name 3 times while looking in the mirror your Twitter account gets optioned by HBO.

The thoughts hypothetical people hypothetically think are the most disturbing of all. Think of all the straw men burning!

"It would be disturbing to think that she may be using her abortions as a way to gain political favor with Democratic voters," Horne added.

I'm just assuming that since it doesn't say she used the motorcycle as a masturbatory instrument or whether it was running at all, that she was doin' it manual style.

You should always use protection.

This headline is so misleading. She wasn't making love to a motorcycle, she was making love to her fingers on a motorcycle. Apples and dildos, Mark.

"I'd say that on a scale of 1 to 10, with one being the least evil and 10 being the most, it was a 5 or 6. So I guess it was midevil."

That quote reads like a line by a Tracy Morgan character.