But how does that work? In all seriousness, how can someone possibly defend themselves against that accusation if they have to affirmatively demonstrate consent? Do they have to get video of it?

But it's completely impossible to prove either of those things in the absence of witnesses, no? If that's the standard then a rapist's defense just shifts from "she didn't say no" to "absolutely she said yes".

I don't really understand this from a practical standpoint. The bill says you need verbal or physical consent to have sex with someone. Unless one of the parties is passed out or drugged, how would passivity not amount to consent? In what scenario would someone who didn't want to have sex fail to express that except…

We've certainly toyed with ideas about changing the institution itself, from treating it like a short-term contract subject to renewal (every two years, or five, or 10, or 20) to treating like more of an actual contract, and spelling out, say, who will do what chores, or how many children will be had, to how much sex…

I think we can all agree that the most offensive part of this post was being subjected to the writing skills of Urban Dictionary contributors.

Sadly, fedoras have been claimed by douches and are currently unavailable for those of us who would like to wear non-baseball cap hats.

The hell? I came here to judge her on her looks and there's not even a picture!

I was terrified of getting caught sneaking into there. Not so scared that I didn't do it, though ;)

Real question - at what age would it be ok for your kid to have a private email address? I honestly have no idea how that works these days.

Same boat. When I was 12 I was dreaming of the day I'd be old enough to gain regular access to pornography through purchasing VHS tapes.

"Zara is a 4-letter word that begins with Z. Zion is a 4-letter word that begins with Z. This shirt has predictably generated pro-Jewish sympathy, and is therefore a false flag operation perpetrated by the Israeli government who control Zara behind the scenes." - Alex Jones

Those women all have deranged looks on their faces as though they've been lobotomized. Maybe they're weighing themselves to see how much brain mass has been removed?

I was, of course, attempting to crack a joke about gentrification and its backlash.

Let's get lots of young white people to move into black neighborhoods so they can develop a little empathy. Added bonus is that the rent is lower! Everyone should be fine with that, right?

These would be more appealing if the tips weren't all bit off.

Not being stressed. I lived a blissfully stress-free life as a kid and I miss it terribly.

Ha, thanks.

I don't get why guys spend so much time being concerned whether or not their advances are going to be construed as sexual assault or rape. I've been having sex with women for decades now and never once worried about it. You know why? Because I've never had sex with a woman I wasn't sure wanted to have sex with me.

That's your white guilt talking.

I liked my mom's 1987 240 DL wagon, because I learned how to drive a manual transmission in that car :)