Haha. But seriously, Elizabeth Banks is great. She's very talented and and extremely funny comedic actress.

As I said in another comment, I'm in favor of exercise. Eating well is also a good thing. Even in favor of trying to look good! It's the madness of severely restricting all of your activity just to attain some sort of "perfection" that I'm against.

I'm not advocating against exercise at all. I'm at the gym 4 days a week, and I enjoy it. But to get the results they promise you have to basically devote all of your free time and plan all of your meals around your physical appearance, and I think that's kind of fucked.

Setting aside whether it's possible to have a celebrity body, why would you want to do all the things they say you need in order to achieve it? What's the point in giving up a buttload of your time and lots of things that you enjoy just so you can have this one thing that, even if you get it, nobody wants to hear you…

I came to say the same thing almost word for word. I...love you?

I just checked. Tubgirl.com is totally available!

You'd better err on the side of furious before the knives come out. Not switchblades, though. Those are for when you're dressing like a gang member.

Ouch. That literally burned.

Apparently, my intentional misuse of 'literally' was too subtle a joke.

I literally died when I first watched this kid.

"Outraged" was a bit strong. You are correct. You were serving as proxy for the many commenters around here who are quick to assume the worst, and for that I apologize.

Has it occurred to you that she was making a joke? Because this is a post where she specifically asked men for their opinions about man stuff? Or were you just scanning for something to be outraged about?

A lot of people seem to have come down with Facebook Psychosis, where they suffer from a delusion that everyone they know wants to hear everything they think.

Plus they get to cash in on that sweet reality TV money.

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

This is like a companion piece to the post about soulmates from earlier. I'm pretty sure that Team Soulmate has the same roster as Team Abstinence.

So people who view the world like adults are more likely to experience satisfying, long-term adult relationships? Fuckin' studies, man. They'll surprise you every time.

It's pretty amazing that they came up with a way for phones to both send sarcastic texts and contact the police!

Fuller's everything, IMO. I don't think they make anything I don't love.

Isn't that kind of the thing? You say "where nudity isn't allowed" as though there were an inviolable nipple ban handed down by the universe when the website/magazine came into existence. They can allow whatever they want, and somehow think that logo nips are better/less offensive than just showing a person's body in…