I don't understand how nobody here understands that the amazing part is the absurdity of having her nipples replaced with Us Magazine logos. Do you all really think that Kate thinks a pregnant woman posing in a dress is amazing all on its own?

I'm sure they are very nice, but describing wool as molding to your feet sounds sooooo gross ;)

Huh. I've always felt that underwear, like socks, are perfect when they're brand new and are an increasingly paler imitation of themselves from that point on.

If 3 year olds can compete in the Kentucky Derby, I see no reason 2 year olds shouldn't be able to compete in pageants.

No more dick pics! From now on, I'm sending unsolicited peenies.

But did she get banned from Facebook for posting dick pics?!?

If she were a responsible person she would have saved up while she was employed and purchased bootstraps in case of a rainy day.

You're trying to tell me that when you hear a car crash you don't go over to the window?

I misread the headline and thought I was jumping into a post about Richard Dawkins manscaping.

Maybe it wasn't the teen girls, but the demons that are possessing their smartphones.

If he thinks asshole texts coming from a teenager's phone means it's possessed by demons, then he doesn't know shit about teenagers.

Duffy Dyer went on to work for the Baseball Hall of Fame, where he now oversees the plaque department.

I was trying to construct a joke about which of those 5 met her criteria and got stuck on those 4 too. Well played, though.

Amazingly, not one of those existed when they actually invented the damn country.

In the "We Can't Be Afraid of the Scary 'I Word" video, she's wearing a necklace that appears to be an American flag with 9 stars and 5 stripes. Very, very patriotic of her.

I wrote that comment having a little fun, but I now realize I have no desire to actually finish the joke. Good thing the week is still young.

Probably a dickfore.

I find this list...mostly correct? Fuck. Now I've got to go around the internet finding something else to be pissed about.

I never would have thought that I'd say an awards show should be on instead of a football game, but here we are. Feels weird.

You're the most Yankees fan ever.