That face!

Welcome to the Patriarchy! Unfortunately, we do not have cookies because apparently the patriarchy frowns upon chubby ladies. We do have some vintage Zima, though. Found it in the basement.

Huh. A *dude* can have five children with three different women and no one bats an eye, yet a story about a *woman* with five children by three different men would incite slut-shaming and cries of "whore".

Good. One of my career goals is to move into a position of power that allows me to cancel when dickbags are running late. I know, lofty goal.

Vaseline Chibatta Fluffy Princess.

Hey Jude

I like to pretend Judd Law is just like his character in "The Holiday" and I refuse to accept any other version of him. So there.

She also just wore a top that said "i was touch by Terry Richardson", it is disgusting how he still has so many famous friends who still support him (Lady Gaga for example) but to wear a top like that is vile.

I think a lot of people would give that sort of answer to a "woman's job". From 3 years old to 100+.

Exactly! #everydayclassism

I have Family Feud on my phone and like 1/3 of the questions involve gender roles. "What is a woman worried about when she throws a dinner party?" (We put "sexism" but unfortunately it wasn't on the board.)

The single most valuable piece of life advice my grandmother ever gave me was: Stay out of the sun.

To quote my aunt: "they want you to cook, clean, breed, raise, bring in the money and fuck you like a whore....and at the end of the day, you are still the weak idiot."

Clearly, you have never been to Australia.

Some people are not worth educating and I wish John would understand that. Bill O'Reilly will never get it because he doesn't want to. He is a white supremacist. He doesn't want people of color to thrive unless they're in allegiance with the White Heteropatriarchy Club.

God, Bono is such a fraud. The band reportedly got 100 million dollars out of Apple. Giving it to people was not the result of "a touch of generosity". Generosity would have been actually giving it away, for free, to whoever wanted it regardless of what brand of smart phone they had...you know, like Radiohead did with…

Well color me surprised. If we can't convince certain otherwise reasonable Jezebel commenters of such a thing, then I'm not sure how Bill O'Reilly's light bulb will be going on any time soon.

This is what real people look like when they are at home. I think she's a role model. Love her.

Her crime: Not giving a fuck.

I love that when she accepted her Tony Award she looked like she just stopped by while she was out running errands.