It amuses me to think of Ian McKellan telling TayTay, “OooooOhh, I’ve got a thing that night...”

That is a MAGNIFICENT gif. Bang indeed :D

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

YOU DON’T WEAR WHITE TO A WEDDING LINDSAY UNLESS YOU’RE THE BRIDE. UGH.

Thank GOD the Mustache is back. Honestly, his nude upper lip put me off the whole last season of Justified.

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

This was very confusing. At first glance it looks like she has demon eyes, but then the article is positive. I had to blow it up to see that they were hearts.

I feel like Bobby Gentry doesn’t get enough credit for being amazing

Actually it’s a Bobby Gentry song. Reba McEntire covered it but the original is far superior, IMO.

This shit is so ridiculous. I had an abortion at PP. I was actually quite conflicted about it (I’d always been sort of pro-choice, but I never really thought that much and I though I could never have an abortion until I found out I was pregnant two weeks after finally leaving my abusive ex—and it was definitely his).…

I’ve always been of the opinion that servers are welcome to spill whatever they want on me as long as I get free things out of it.

That movie should have gotten the Oscar that year!! Will never forgive. That last pseud0-apocalyptic scene was pure magic. Everyone's personal information atomizing. mmmm.

I’d rather see this movie...

I wouldn’t call Jeremy nice - he slept with Rachel while he was engaged. He was the one who pursued her while he was with someone else. That’s what made his big speech so enraging. Yeah, Rachel left him to run off with Adam, but he pretty much did the same thing to his fiancee. Anyway Quinn 4eva!

Don't think you can embed Vines on Kinja, but this is the height of the medium

Spy magazine used to call him a ‘short-fingered vulgarian’.

Bonus GIF