Absolutely wrong. The trailers are kind of aimed that way but this is a much different character for her. Instead of jokes about how she’s unprepared for the field, she’s actually extremely competent and it’s only the repeated reasoning that she’s not a spy type that tells her she can’t do it. It’s two hours of her…

Ceiling fans are for the porch.

He could unleash his Hell Hound on me anytime.

Mmm Crowley.

DC residents are only concerned that people who are standing on the left side of the escalator coming off the Metro move to the right so those in a hurry can blow by them. As a former commuter I understand this concern.

To share a story you never asked for, but when I was in 6th grade, myself and three other girls did the Bloody Mary thing in the girls washroom. The fourth girl was at the light switch by the door.

I still hustle out of the bathroom after turning the lights off. Not gonna give none of that shit a chance.

#DemonsIwouldsummon

I recognize that flannel...

How long after I summon the demon do Sam and Dean Winchester show up to save me? Because....get me some pencils...

Hail to the guardians of the watchtower of the East!

I am legit scared of Bloody Mary and Candyman as an adult lady. NO SHAME

I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. I believe in Bloody Mary. But at brunch I prefer Bloody Maria

I’m waiting for the “Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board” challenge.

I’ve never known love until I saw his single man tear.

I have a little story about those plastic fetuses. When I had my abortion the protestors handed them to us sinners. I put mine in my mouth (gross I know) and spit it onto the ground. The looks I got were amazing.

Never even seen the show, but the internet has taught me that he is a living breathing beautiful Disney Princess.

As my friend posted to my fb earlier:

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.