Queen_of_Bitternia
Queen_of_Bitternia
Queen_of_Bitternia

I’m 46, and I am a picky eater. I always have been. As a child I was never able to explain why I didn’t like something. But now, as an adult, I can.

Ok, let me elaborate, I'm talking less 'gold star parenting' where one goes the extra mile to do that little bit extra special something (extra little Debbie cake in your lunch, making it to Field Day at school) and more like this woman actively guilted her daughter for a medical condition that was completely beyond

Seems like a good time to remind people of this exquisite gem by Caity Weaver

It would def be called “Hold my beer, watch this.”

What would Laura Jeanne Poon’s lifestyle site look like, tho?

I can never not giggle at that picture

I love the girl on the far right who’s just like NOPE BYEEEEE the minute she sees trouble with the dock

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This will either cure your Bronn crush, or you’ll be lost forever. Watch if you dare.

I thought she was called Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.

After which Kate told the servants to “take it away and bring me another lover?”

"They are living, breathing capital letters, walking around with Comic Sans souls and a visible weave."

I love how so many people don't know that Louisiana is a stealth Florida in the level of fuckery that goes on here. Knife fight? Which one? Ha!

Because the wife was standing between him and the girl he should've married but let go so she could follow her dream of being an astronaut.

So much second hand embarrassment right now.

After not seeing it in years, I just re-watched the Idris Elba episode (Series 3. "Sex") and was so very blown away when Patsy says to his character, "Has anyone ever told you you look like Sean Connery?"

Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone.

My hero.

Eddieeddieeddieeddie! I'm ready!!

This is as good a place as any to ask: so I also kind of hate New Years, but my dude and I just got an invite to someone's 'fancy' NYE house party and he wants to go. 'Fancy' is in quotes here because we're a bunch of big city art/grad students. Anyways I don't really own anything good anymore, and I have a super long