Shade Court is the single greatest regular feature of Jez: the Next Generation.

Okay I also just found out that Lennon and Maisy's mom made Maisy's dress!

Nitpick: Cynthia Watros was a well-known soap actress (on Guiding Light) well before Lost. So she REdelved into the world of soaps with Y&R.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I dated an actor guy who's previous girlfriend left him for Patrick Stewart. 40 year age difference. We weren't allowed to watch Patrick's films - which was surprisingly limiting - because it still bothered him so much. Any time he'd mention it, in terms of his fears of being cheated on, I would have to put on my best…

"You come at the King Crab, you best not miss"

also i hope finding nemo 2 also has an omar fish

So will the decisive play be after the game is officially over?

It's the 200th anniversary of the Star-Spangled Banner and Maryland is making a big deal about. That's Fort McHenry on the background and in the helmet. I think it's pretty cool.

Man, I was really hoping it was Juliette Barnes. Though that might be because I've watched so much Nashville recently I'm confusing it with real life.

Awwww yeah!

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

If you can't bounce a quarter off of it, I'm not interested.

"The McDonnells were first accused of wrongdoing when they fired a chef who they claimed had been stealing food from them. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for Virginia), the chef had documents proving that Williams had paid for the McDonnells' daughter's wedding."

I'd love to see an entire season of The Bachelor or Bachelorette take place inside an IKEA. The whole time. Rose ceremonies and all. Instead of bottomless alcohol, bottomless swedish meatballs. Date nights would include things like putting together a Tarva 3-drawer chest and seeing who wants to kill each other first.

he face is the man version of woman laughing alone with salad.

a neighbor of the Ingalls' pours kerosene throughout his bedroom, sets it on fire and proceeds to drunkenly drag his wife around by her hair

I will devour this like so much maple sugar snow candy.

I learned from a 45-year-old country song exactly why God made girls: to tell off the shaming bigots of the Harper Valley PTA.

louise and arya should hang out