In my Linda Voice: Alrighttttt Team TinaGo Team Tina Team Tinaaaaaaa

They said Thooooomas Edison is the maaaaaan to get us into this century.

Sorry it took the gifs being shared at the other Gawker sites for anyone at Gawker to give a shit about Jezebel.

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

Don't worry if it seems a bit loose..

You better watch yourself, Erin! There may never be any pies EVER AGAIN!

I cannot tell you how happy it makes me that other people call him "the beef." Because I really wish everyone did.

So Katy went to a witchcraft store AND ate Munchkins? Sure hope nobody drops a house on her.

Yes there is.

Every time I see a French Montana item, I picture this guy. But clearly that can't be right. I'm old

I find it incredibly hard to believe that Megan Fox's best on-screen kiss was with Shia "the beef." He seems like the type of guy who has really rubbery and wet lips that kind of flip-flap all around your mouth but don't really hit the mark. I might have known a few of those in my time. Just my two cents.

Let's take a moment to appreciate Adrian Paul, shall we?

As a Scotsman, nothing amuses me more than someone fanning themselves and getting all misty-eyed and moistly-undergarmented about my accent or some random feature of my appearance (according to one particularly crazy individual about ten years back, it's my eyes. Yes, love, they're blue. And yes, they *are* a nice…

That's The Hound!

oh hey! I'm right in the middle of reading Outlander.

I think the real winners here are the makers of boxed wine, cookies and your local weed dealer, because this shit is not to be taken in sober

I used to work in the daytime world. I found most long-term soap actors (including Eileen Davidson and Sharon Case) to be pretty sane. They realize how lucky they are to have steady work with a predictable schedule; and while they take their jobs seriously, they can appreciate that the stories get hilariously…

This!!!!