"I saw it in the window and just had to have it" hahaha

I would go just so I could fashion a curtain rod dress.

WWPSD?

We should pray for her. Prayer requests, y'all! "Dear lord, please be with our friends, Reese. Yes, she is divorced and yes, she has had a recent DUI. But..."

In all fairness, my first thought when I read it was "well bless her heart".

This. I also have to question the validity of her Southern credentials in that she referred to "coke" as "sody-pop," whatever the fuck that is. IT'S ALL COKE, TRACY.

BC Powder: Not Just For Headaches!

and since I am a former Southerner

I assume all of this will be on sale at Belk?

And Breaker of Chains!

Add /?tiger=off to the URL of the main page and hit enter.

*While watching the opening Buttercup Westley scenes in The Princess Bride*

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

Chapter One:

Shut the fuck up.

Jason Statham is a god among men. He is Adonis personified. He is the man of my dreams. And he totally CAN crack a smile (Go watch some Guy Ritchie movies), and that smile will make you melt. He was a championship diver in his youth, and he is a championship heart-palpitation-causer in his forties. I named my Siamese…

"Fuckin' beautiful."

Hey man, don't judge until YOU, recently reanimated after 190 years in a tomb at Montpelier, tried to play guitar with your rotting, dessicated fingers.