My dad was nearly 20 when he graduated high school in 1962. He was a November baby, so he started kindergarten at 6, and was held back a year later on in elementary school. He had dyslexia that wasn’t identified until his sophomore or junior year of HS.

On a positive note, scarlet fever will probably not make you go blind.

Sweeties! So happy!

with 10% more Velociraptor.

I flung the book across the room at that point in the story and just left it sitting there - thinking about its life and its choices - for a good week before I could bring myself to pick it up again.

P-town represent!

Carmex for life, yo. The burn is the best part.

Oh, snap! I got it wrong. Andrew Dan-Jumbo was on While You Out. Well, my corner cabinet wishes still stand.

I just really need for Andrew Dan-Jumbo to come to my house and build me a corner cabinet.

Or a crossroads demon. Which would explain a lot.

This. Julia Roberts and her movies have been dead to me since the “A Low Vera” incident. THANKS, JULIA. THANK YOU FOR RUINING MYSTIC PIZZA FOR ME.

Bless you. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

The long weekend will give Kim Davis time to devote to her needlework. Idle hands are the Devil’s playground.

Well hey, Tom Hardy. How you doin’ ?

In 7th grade (1983) there was a bench at my school where the pregnant girls sat out gym class.

Sandra Bullock being a crossroads demon actually explains a lot.

Once had a server spill a tray full of strawberry daiquiris in my lap. My first thought was, “Sweet! Free drinks!”

I knew there was a reason I was getting a whiff of LiLo as La Liz from the trailer.

Thank you for sending me down the Google images rabbit hole of “Brad Pitt Fight Club Abs”