Queen_of_Bitternia
Queen_of_Bitternia
Queen_of_Bitternia

The bear, when reached for comment.

MY PEOPLE! I AM NOT ALONE! I can’t eat foods that are squishy - tomatoes, citrus, peaches. Conversely, I can’t stand onions in a dish because of the crunch. I’m fine with the flavor, but those bitches better be diced down to a microscopic level.

It makes Jason Momoa sad when people don’t get jokes.

They couldn’t fit her full name into a tweet. Welcome Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone.

I’m 43 (picture is 2 years old). BEST. WEBSITE. EVER.

Sweetie, I'm so happy! Squish, squish darling.

Those sequin pants are giving me life. Buy them! Wear them! Rock the shite out of them!

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If it can't be Judy, I will allow Rosemary Clooney's version and none others.

Charlie Hunnam's ass has never given me nightmares. The same cannot be said for dead-eyed Abel. That kid wants to murder us all.

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The hair stylist says Priscilla. I say someone fell down the YouTube rabbit hole of Bobbie Gentry videos. As one does.

My mind went to the same place.

In my head I just heard "You stick them with the pointy end" in Louise's voice and it may be the best thing I will experience all day.

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Wahodorwa.

Relevant.

"Stevie Nicks is joining The Voice."