So what you're saying Admiral, is that #1 wasn't supposed to leave and he has to go back?

I have a similar problem - apparently, I do sleep funny - and acupuncture has worked wonders. Be well!

"It's the Chanel of babies, sweetie!"

Now if I wanted to bind my tiny mouse sword to a stone, how would I go about doing that?

"So, some freak is gonna come into my room while I'm asleep and take my tooth? Sounds scary. No, thank you."

Remember when Morris Day and Jerome were the best parts of a terrible, short lived cartoon on the Kids WB called "Da Boom Crew"?

I read Brian Cox but pictured Brian Dennehy. Then I pictured Brian Dennehy in front of a buffet with a plate in his hand saying, "Character actors! WHO GIVES A FUCK IF WE'RE FAT?!"

Agreed. I've always pictured Shadow as Vin Diesel. And that voice. Lord knows Riddick 3 isn't happening anytime soon. He needs to get on this.

Why? Because we know that under that scowl is all sorts of yummy, angsty man-pain.

Agreed; however, HBO can only have Jim Beaver back after they pry him out of Sera Gamble's cold dead hands.

It's a steampunk "The Searchers" with vampires standing in for the Comanche. And not in a good way. That's two now you owe me, Bettany.

Right? I thought Jessica was kidding. 'How bad can it be', I thought? I lasted 5 seconds and now I need to get the extra strength excedrin out of my purse.

There's nothing in the Constitution about term limits for First Ladies, right? MICHELLE OBAMA FLOTUS FOR LIFE!!

Splendid news, sweetie! I shall endeavour to transcribe it onto my pad, photocopy it and file it for future reference.

Sword of Bruncvik?

It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday. The least we can do for Lando is give ESB a victory.

You're calling on an acquaintance who's just had a baby. Do you remove the pacifier, or leave it in?

She's gurgling. Try some Jackson Browne.

This is the scene I was waiting for. I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY RUBBER LIZARD BABY!

@HarpMadness: And one for Jenny and the wimp.