You almost had me Esther. I'll wait for Cyriaque's review and save myself the $20.

When I was home for Christmas my Mom and I started randomly blurting out "Don't aaayver do thaaat aaagiin!"

@HootieHoo: The Arlen GalleriaPlex is proud to present "Little Juniors Plus", fashions for a new millennium!

@my.friend.jack: Exactly! What am I to do without Hoarders, Intervention, and I'm pregnant and ... ??

Fuck the brain tumor that took my Dad in September. FUCK THAT. Fuck you 2010. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Naming your son Jayne turns him into the hero of Canton.

Run naked, when weather permits.

Jimmy Fallon, you just got SERVED.

Javier Bardem ... or Jeffrey Dean Morgan?

Did someone say Kwanzaa?

@palinode: Did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?

@roninpenguin: " ... unless you like to rub wounds against wounds."

I actually paid cash money to see "Blood of Heroes" in the theatre back in the day.

@GitEmSteveDave: Hang on, let me get my teacup.

@VincentWacholez: Spelled "fawks", pronounced, "fuckers".

OWN is taking over Discovery Health, which is interesting because I think I just grew an extra set of ovaries.

I think we need a hair coloring tutorial from the morphing girl.

@BelleBreezing: I think my Season 3 rejection letter is still in a box in my parents' basement. Had I been cast, I would have been Cory - blonde, sheltered, cried easily.

@SlayBelle: I thought Xtina did a fine job with material that was admittedly thin. Cher didn't have to do anything but show up and be Cher, because what does she have to prove, really.

@ktgrrl: Cher is a goddamned national treasure. "Haven't Seen the Last of me Yet" was the show stopper number, imo.