@Sunwind: "OFF-ee-YOO-kuss" is the pronunciation I see most often. :)

@guitarherozer0: Whoa, don't go to Australia, you're a felon there now!

@ChrisPBacon: Company's responsible for the products it releases. Doesn't matter who in the company was working on it.

These natural antiparticle beams are obviously the Earth's natural defense system against invading alien panspermia spores.

@8x10: As compared to the panic and riots -after- the sudden and unannounced impact of the asteroid? You can't really mitigate the effects of an asteroid strike if you don't tell people to get out of the way...

@Catoblepas: Gotta streamline streamline streamline for the oh-so-lucrative console market!

@Angryrider: You know her response will be something on the order of 'conspiracy to discredit Wakefield' or something equally stupid. XD

Obviously the flocks of birds became infected with the Rage virus, causing them to violently peck each other to death. Their falling bodies landed on the fish, bludgeoning them to death, and the splash caused by this is what's flooding Australia.

I'm guessing it was the Rage virus, causing all the blackbirds to peck each other to death while in flight. Then their falling bodies landed on the fish, killing them also.

@iNFERNiS: So... the birds got caught in a hailstorm? That's all I can think of. o O

Well, when it comes down to it, alien invasion movies are silly, period. Wasting the enormous resources required to travel interstellar distances, only to then waste even more resources launching an invasion of an inhabited world, is pretty ridiculous. There's nothing special down here on Earth that would be worth…

@Khaim: I'm not sure the colour of the Martian dust matters, does it? The reddish sky colour ought to come from scattering off the dust particles, which being larger than the gas molecules of the atmosphere, would preferentially scatter red light, no?

I'm surprised to not see the 'Earthbind' Magic card art in this gallery. <_<

@Vundal: Sealab 2021 ref. :)

@bookwench: A WITCH!

@Vundal: Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass? :)

@AmishJohn: Meh.: I left myself wide open to the thrust of your penetrating wit. :)

I don't see why they'd go to all that bother. Just pour some liquid nitrogen over the PVC, then give it a good whack.

First there was Void, that was split by EA. Then came Anu and Padhome, the IS and IS NOT, and with their first brush, the Aurbis was formed...

I'll be vaguely interested when something that wasn't already in the home, unobserved by witnesses, spontaneously goes up.