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And I will avenge my brother's death by...vandalizing his grave site?

Shut the fuck up.

A certain ignorant segment of America is already quick to brand black athletes

Lynch was expected to expose himself for less than 45 minutes, and he was more than able to accommodate.... Even the few answers he gave were dripping with irritation.

How the fuck did Jezebel get credentials for media day? AMIRITE?

Richard Sherman Answers Question About Strippers The Best Way Possible

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[takes a shot]

"Wow, they did it!"

I'll take Bowman over any defensive player in the league (when healthy). The guy is a beast.

Victor An: Asshole

Pretty sure that's been photoshopped everyone. Let's point out the evidence:

That's seriously childish.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

If you're excited about Oden, just wait until his son gets drafted by the Thunder and brings the hammer.

I liked these logos before they became "cool."

Would certainly explain why the Colts decided to stick with Chuck Pagano.

After calling out Maddux for using "pitches that moved", Valentine leveled more accusations at Thomas, saying he frequently "jerked the bat forward in a violent swinging motion".