Donte's right. They aren't always "gang" signs. Sometimes they're traffic signs. But you can ignore those too.

I did one!

Yes.

I call Worlds's Moistest Jheri Curl for my band's name.

Philosophy time:

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Pictured: The first time Jason Kidd has reflected on life.

Great work from Russia to bring this full circle by not bringing it full circle.

"Deadspin Trades Editor To Browns For Multiple Draft Picks"

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody.

Besides Burneko, which other deadspin writers would you not allow to ghost-write your responses?

This isn't all about you, Kerry Rhodes. Sheesh.

My Packers desperately need a safety. Will you please play for them and like, make tackles and stuff?

Of all non-kickers/non-punters, what three NFL players would you least want on your team in a fight?

THAT'S THE JOKE