Come on, he's not really drinking anything.

I believe there is a typo in your title, it should be "This is an erection to top"

That's my favorite counterfeit Smiths song.

Looks like his lawyer advised him to punt.

Kluwe's right: people can change...

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

And just like that, Lebatard is my new favorite ESPN gasbag.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

Tom Glavine pitched to Barry Bonds a couple times. Disgraceful to elect someone who associated with known PED users.

The rare (well maybe not too rare) but always impressive lose-lose trade

"Am I listening to English?" Dee Dee McCarron

Given that what she said was pretty daft, good thing I came here to read all these refreshing comments.

Of course he lawyered up. It gets cold in Minnesota this time of year.

He robbed Schiano of both his livelihood and his deepest fantasies.

My world is crumbling. I thought he was a Lovie not a fighter.

"He may be cold-blooded, but honey, I'm all about the snake."

Shouldn't he be known as Bum II?

Bengals Only Lose Once.

True love.