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And we have our first 2014 Deadspin HOF nominee. Man, this is going to be great year.

One small step for a women, one giant leap for white trash kind.

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

"Only I can tell my son when to come down there."

Grammar scholarships.

Before we rush to judgment here, we should find out how many dicks this dude has.

You can be a Priefer Man as long as you don't.

Associated Bank: Putting Families Out Into The Cold Since 2009.

Yes...all of it.

Are you implying that the Jeep is his wife?

No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

would like to see more of his curve; very athletic midsection; want him to go deeper into the hole; i'm lonely.

CHRIS KLUWE MURDERED LENNAY KEKUA!

I personally have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.

"now Bryant Mckinnie..he's a bigOT!"

that's the face of Lustful Cockmonster.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE DUMB

How far can you punt a football organization?