Settle down, Brett. Let the jealousy go.

Oooh Synapse!

[dying]

"Ugh. Really? I never 'reply-to-all' ... especially if it's some mass thing."

Newton: [Fits himself into mold]

Because he's great if you want sports news with access, favors and discretion.

nice tweet by King at the end, a season saver. good for him, he needed that.

[builds punchline around Cowboys offensive line]

wow

Stay Selassie, Haile.

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

"Yes!"

Tucker: Can I kick it?

This is also what any backboard looks like after 'Melo and J.R. come to town.

Babe's penis? Yea, we got that.

you rang?

Oh, deer.

Shawn Kemp, however, would've been a terrible pro gamer. He'd spend the entire time respawning.

Doesn't have to be Garnett, but I would like to see someone in Eastern Conference take up competitive gaming.