If I’d known this was coming out, I would’ve watched it. Too bad VOD isn’t an option for me :(.

If they show respect and compassion for others, it’ll be obvious which side they’re on. It’s like the remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers out here now. The monsters see basic human decency as a sign of weakness and try to convert anyone with that tendency into a greedy, soulless, controlling creature.

Twitter is just following Facebook’s lead on this. Those in charge of both platforms deserve a special place in hell:

Let’s hope 45 keeps throwing him under the bus!  I’m not a fan of Pelosi, but at least she knows how our government is supposed to work.

Frankly, I expected more food-oriented advice. If a bear chases you, try this recipe:

Good point.  I wondered why the word “with” is the common choice. Why not say, “sexual misconduct against a minor.”

When the orthodontist finished putting braces on my teeth

Ah, you must mean the rich. I’m talking about the wealthy, who have no plans to stay here when it gets really bad. They buy homes in other countries or just float around on their yachts:

We will see how their children and grandchildren like oil in their water, wearing facemasks like they do in China, limits on healthcare etc., etc.

It’s why he married Ivana, but she was too smart for him. While it didn’t lend him any class, he figures that was passed on to their kids. That partly explains his creepy Ivanka comments.

He’d probably bring up his uncle the scientist again and claim that he knows a lot about physics...because he thinks you can get everything by inheriting it from a relative. I’ll bet that’s what he thinks the term “special relativity” means.

Can’t tell you how many near-death experience stories I’ve heard from people on vacation where there’s little to no safety rules. Resorts encourage guests to jump in to feed the fish, dive, snorkel, parasail, ride vehicles (moped, scooters, jet skis) they have no real experience using, etc.. When an accident happens,…

Protip from my auntie - don’t buy a gift, give a card at the wedding. If they make it six months, then get the gift. She says it’s saved her a lot of money over the years.

This advice just seems odd.

Malk?

Birch beer is another good alternative. I prefer ginger or birch, never could drink root beer again after that.

Agreed. At first glance, I thought it was Andrew Airlie:

The answer I’m leaning toward is a combination of racism and stupidity but I don’t get that because his policies hurt most of them too. We’re not heading toward a black recession. Its going to hit all of us. His tax cut to the rich hurt all of us. If he gets us in another war its going to hurt all of us. What the…

Don’t forget the approval of Lorne Michaels, whose “vetting process” led to the casting controversy in 2013:

I guess the ship has sailed on exposing O’Brien for the killer she was, too.