ProtheanUnicorn
ProtheanUnicorn
ProtheanUnicorn

I’m like 1000% sure CL would cut a bitch with zero hesitation.

no shit, can i sit on his face?

Ive never had Nebbiolo

I just logged into Gawker after working all week and saw this post. This is probably the best thing anyone has ever passed on to me. Thank you! Maybe i cna be a responsible adult by my Thirties !

Does anyone Have advice for someone whose student loans are in collections? I'm not even sure who hold my student debt at the moment but I would love to find out, as I've gotten in alot more stable financial place.

I want to know this meme

to veganize it youd have to make the cronut with crisco and that's not okay

No Honey, I'm the special unicorn. I love Nigella, and this really really sucks for her.

This is not that difficult to make. If anyone would like a recipe I can cook one up for you, as long as you're feeling adventurous and willing to try laminating dough. Or, alternatively if you live pretty close to Texas, I can make them for you and ship the.

I'm a circumcised male and in glad my parent had out done. The foreskin can cause all kinds of problems. Problems which I haven't had to deal with. If I had a son I would have him circumcised

I AM LIVING FOR THESE BTW

I can't choose it's like shopie's choice

Can I find your mom and punch her in the face? I'll beat her like Susan Lucci at the daytime Emmys

James Franco has never had a girlfriend. That is an outbreak of gayface.

Giiirrrlll I know, I woulve beat that queen down in the street,

I want to sit on that beard. justs aying

That is the best gif

that hat is precious

I disbelieve the dinklage is 52....