Screw Lara; that dude playing Mario is smokin'!

...or Madam, as the case may be.

Pictured above: Unused footage from the director's cut of Attack of the Clones wherein the Empire creates an army of Boba Fett's disenchanted sister Mopey Fett, played by Winona Ryder.

Because Final Fantasy Tactics is the only good Final Fantasy game.

Isn't FFT a reskinned Tactics Ogre? I am a gigantic FFT fan btw.

But... if they cut them out of future Republican debates, how will the public ever get to fully understand the many merits of self-deportation?

Verdict.

" We’ll also probably get a triumphant sequence of Left Eye burning down Andre Rison’s house, hopefully with “Scrubs” rising to a crescendo in sync to the conflagration."

Knock knock.

Jesus Christ, Timothy. Do you realize how many training sessions of Luminosity I'll need to get those brain cells back?

Where's that boss Aussie Army officer? "The standard you walk past is the standard you accept."

CAT SNAP FEVER WHAT

I HAVE OF LATE — BUT WHEREFORE I KNOW NOT — LOST ALL MY MIRTH, FOREGONE ALL CUSTOM OF EXERCISES; AND INDEED IT GOES SO HEAVILY WITH MY DISPOSITION THAT THIS GOODLY FRAME, THE EARTH, SEEMS TO ME A STERILE PROMONTORY, THIS MOST EXCELLENT CANOPY, THE AIR, LOOK YOU, THIS BRAVE O'ERHANGING FIRMAMENT, THIS MAJESTICAL ROOF…

When I was in college at age 16, I tried to become emancipated in order to liberate myself from my physically and emotionally abusive mother. I tried emancipation (no go, had to have parental permission) and even getting a restraining order (no go, had to get parental permission). So far as I could see, the only…

It never fails. Right, it just has to be a gay guy because we're all just a bunch of mincing stereotypes who'll buy anything if it has enough camp value. For a feminist website you sure do traffic in a lot of stereotypes and...

I believe you have heard of this one:

Bullshit.

Y'know, I hate to be the humourless feminist, but if someone is so desperately poor they will actually prostitute themselves for a meal (a cheap,terrible meal at that) that's maybe that's not something to write a jokey tongue-in-cheek article about. The same publication that vehemently decries rape jokes goes on to…

This might be terrible, but shouldn't they be trying for like Chipotle? Its like a double whammy of terrible, not only do you have to suck some troll dick, but then you get to wash ti down with Mcdonald's "meat" Detestable. Not hating on sex work if that's what makes your world go round, but so many of these men and…