anna, if you do hear from desiree, please let her know that there are quite a few jezzies who want to help by starting a gofundme page for her legal fees if that’s something she’d be interested in.

We should start by taking holistic sentencing analyses of crimes that don’t have a victim. I don’t think anyone thinks the system is currently too tough on rapists. It’s too tough on recreational marijuana users.

Perhaps if Riley convinced his billionaire owner to sacrifice by paying the luxury tax the year before in order to keep the team together, he could have better convinced a not-billionaire that everybody there was sacrificing. Instead, they traded away assets important to James to avoid paying the repeater tax.

Couldn’t find the “wouldn’t stop for red lights” one, so this’ll have to do.

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

Okay so children in blazers are fucking ADORABLE.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

Think about it, Tom.

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

+1 reluctantly approving eye roll

would it be fair to say that

I’m also one of those nine percent. Throughout the past few months, I have flip-flopped and waffled all over the damn place. I think it’s okay to say that these are simply two solid yet deeply flawed candidates. Neither of them are revolutionaries, and neither of them are monsters. They’re just, well, politicians.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Elizabeth Warren and the character Gina from Brooklyn 99 can stay.

This image of Kasich reminds me of Principal Skinner for some reason.

Oh no, it’s totally legal, that’s why the can was covered in tape, the referees replaced the ball and there is an article on Deadspin.

I’m not enough of a couture-follower to be familiar with her work, but 1) anything will be better than that trash they just showed), 2) I like the stuff Mazzie just posted! and 3) she looks happy and smiley and cute and I’m loving the name “Bouchra.” So...yay? Yay!

God grant this woman eternal life. It’s needed.

A: Emma Watson is fantastic. She is a shining gem and the fact that she’s basically becoming a real-life Hermoine Granger is just amazing. Go her.