“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

don’t you mean wombmen?

I wonder if she still supports him for president...

But he uses semicolons correctly, so he’s got a leg up on like 95 percent of us.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

My ex once called me after getting out of an elevator, he was upset that the woman inside of it had hugged the wall the entire time and had rushed out when it reached her floor. He couldn’t understand why, because all he had said was "Hello" It took a long time for it to get through to him that it didn't matter that…

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

Your reply is too rational for the Internet. Please report to 4chan for remedial training.

I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH REPETITION

So good....

This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!

not to get too deep into this BUT i took it as derek & hansel are out of touch with the current fashion industry so they’ve never confronted the new androgynous trends?

I hate this attitude that talking about money is vulgar. Yeah, it can be if people are bragging or using it to push other people down. If it’s a frank discussion about what everyone is making and where people stand in a company, than we need to have that talk.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

Let them eat cake.

My husband asked me why I was teary eyed. I said “Because I love you” Which was both very true and not at all true.

gotta add the playful little shoulder shake with it too

I still incorporate “nice undies!” into conversation whenever possible.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office