When I go and visit Oprah she can get on the intercom and say, "Negroes in the house," all she wants to. Barbara lost a major opportunity playing disgruntled step-mother-in-law.
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This color and belt YES!! just perfect.
Planned Parenthood delivered their own response to McMorris Rodgers:
"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."
Wow, how terrified of Hillary ARE all these guys, anyway? Every time she's on a magazine cover nowadays, she's a body part or a photo manip or a stock clipping— as though showing her whole actual self might invoke her to suddenly materialize in front of them.
Do you remember how furious conservatives were about how sexist it was to put a flattering but unphotoshopped closeup of Palin on the cover of Newsweek? Let me just find a comfortable chair while I wait for them to go after the Times for this bullshit.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I fucking love that THIS is what they found when they dug. For real, with most politicians you get the pregnant mistress or the Infamous Coke Binge of 1997 or the glory hole he's visited religiously for 10 years, but for Wendy Davis it's that her mother is slightly more educated than previously thought,…
Don't be ridiculous. It's the Super Bowl—we've got two weeks of this shit waiting for you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for debt forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have a drop down menu for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you set…
Messi's suit game tho.
Oh yeah, ABC, damnit.
How could you not know Polk High's greatest football achievement?
One half of all Alabama fans: [shakes head] Man them dang boys done fucked a pig in that Suguh Bowl y'all.
"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."
A Schiano Man would never retire Schiano Man jokes.
Eli: (sends picture)
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