Amy? Where's your salad? I know that smile. That's definitely eating a salad smile.

Good thing Nic Batum and Wesley Matthews are known for their perimeter defense.

Great tagline or greatest tagline?

PEOPLE, DO YOU EVEN JON HAMM?

Wow, I wish I'd thought of that before making a joke with that exact thing as the unstated punchline.

If this kid keeps kicking my chair, I'm going to strangle him in front of his parents, Justin, and Puff Daddy.

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

That's what it used to look like when I'd switch to the wrong player on defense in NBA 2K.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

I was outraged that last night we didnt have one!

You can be black (and other things) on the inside.

+0.5

This is almost as bad as the time this happened.

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

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Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

Just look at how excited he is. This is the happiest he's been in 45 years