I definately would advise against putting a slipping bag in the walking closet. Nothing good can come of that.

It's why Manning is one of our favorite QBs: he's been a crafty veteran since he was 19 years old.

I keep a trashcan and a shredder near my front door. When I get home, I get rid of all of the junk mail that comes in that day, and put the rest in a bin to deal with later. That way, I don't get a huge mail pileup.

YES YES YES YES YES

Oh Jesus Christ. This is a really cool, interesting, and challenging thing that is happening in an industry where none of those things typically happen. Jezebel, your outrage about this being too edgy is just absurd.

Hillary Clinton may be sympathetic to Ms Abedin — I'm sure she is. But that's not an important part of her political calculus. The only issue that matters for the Clinton camp is whether or not Ms Abedin can help Hillary Clinton win the presidency and then excel in that job. All other considerations, including and…

Today I had ice cream after lunch. I'm like a white lady Malcolm X— aggressively leading a deeply necessary subversive movement to eat ice cream when you want. Literally just like Malcolm X. It only takes one person, y'all. God, I'm so fucking heroic.

I'm going to reserve judgment here, because the last time we had a Patriot on PCP, he f*cked Marilyn Monroe and sent us to the moon.

Look At This Fucking Stripster

Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

Maybe they're shocked because you're putting too much emphasis on the preseason, not because you're a woman. ;-)

A great way to make it more welcoming to women would be to ask all the beer companies to stop it with the gross ads. I'm a huge football fan and the commercials I have to suffer through on Sunday afternoons really suck. It always gets talked about in the context of the Superbowl, but it applies to regular football…

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

Jim Schwartz, 22-42 with the Lions and one postseason loss, 4-12 last year.

I actually love Cleveland. Big city feel without all the fucking people, most people are really friendly and the food is great if you find local stuff.

I'll tell you in a sec...

I don't find him very attractive as Don Draper. Jon Hamm as Jon Hamm, let's say rapping about Taxi, however...I love a man who can nail a Reverend Jim impression.

Is there really anyone here advocating that we take away RS's right to free speech? That we throw the editors in jail? Not that I see.

"Men are the only people who don't want to be humiliated."

This is legit. I did this last year. There's more benefits than you are mentioning in the article - the status lasts for ages (I reached it last year, and received a gold status card till 12/2016!), and you can use United/US Airways lounges when you fly with them even if its a domestic flight (because you are a gold…