That’s the ugly on top of ugly here, is they did this TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. Go back and reread the original post. It’s a thin parable where the supposed sex tape represents a song or album. It’s DISGUSTING.

Someone take me out of the greys so that we can discuss that a) Kiki Kogelnik looks a lot like Emily Panic and b) Emily Panic could and should rock that entire look, head to toe.

I feel bad this is happening to Iggy, even though I’m not a fan. But I am so gleeful at the multi-dimensional meltdown of the Los Angeles Lakers, it’s hard to even describe. Let them know the pain of resembling the New York Knicks!

“Yeah-with some men, being collegial at a basic level seems to be a broad invitation to them to believe that sex is a possibility”

Hot Cheetos + cold-pressed juice + DayQuil = hangover, no question. So maybe throwing the chopsticks across the room and immediately leaping into bed isn’t the best option. Take a nap first, watch a movie.

Can this possibly be right? That 45.9% of pregnancies in the US are unplanned...?! 2.8 out of 6.1 million, even after the recent drop?! Were the *majority* of pregnancies unplanned before?! Help I’m in a little panic now! How is this not *the* thing that everyone is talking about - constantly and without end!

Stray thought: Why would anyone design a button that makes the word “government” so small that it looks like the button reads “BIG SUCKS.”

I am just one little grayish account, but this is my new favorite column. Thank you for filling the void left by the oft-absent Rihanna Rihport.

My significant other’s mom supports Trump. I still find it totally baffling — she’s a badass woman and raised two progressive kids as a single mom — but I have two theories about it:

FOR REAL THOUGH ADELE SINGING ALONG TO ADELE? IN THE CAR...?!?! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, INDEED. THIS IS PERFECT.

The dress you’re showing here isn’t Edmond’s hallmark dress. It’s actually Ashley’s polaroid dress (which was also excellent.)

I do the same but with the “canopy up? canopy down” line from Chrissy’s mom. This movie is the greatest.

YES. This is the first song that came to mind. Nikki scorches him.

You’re doing great! And even a small auto-savings plan (say, $50/month) will help you feel more in control of your money. Throw in a little extra here and there and you’ll be surprised at how it adds up. Anytime I return a purchase I don’t like, for example, I throw that money into savings, as it’s already “spent” so…

This is absolutely true! Same thing happened to me at Austin-Bergstrom and it was, as you say, v chill.

THANK YOU, I WONDERED ABOUT THIS.

A BLT! Such a judicious, well-balanced ‘wich.

I’ve been meaning to re-watch KIDS because I was thirteen and growing up in Manhattan when it came out. I remember the prevailing line amongst me and my friends at the time was “this is our lives, but with more sex” (though I did also take a friend to get tested shortly after). I need to re-watch it and try to gauge…

THIS! THIS THIS THIS BUT WITH COCOA BUTTER ADDED:

THIS! THIS THIS THIS BUT WITH COCOA BUTTER ADDED:

Thank you for every word of this.