I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

Ahem.

This is why I am against pants in all forms. You never know how dangerous they might be.

i have no earthly idea why, but it makes me saaaaaaaaaaaaaad. i’ve always liked jen.

I’m not sure why I’m so invested in Jennifer and Ben’s marriage but I am and won’t believe anything until I hear their joint statement asking for privacy at this difficult time through their publicist.

They might be able to tell if you are hate clicking by the firmness of your click. I can’t confirm or deny that.

Once in high school we were eating dinner and I got up to get seconds. My grandma said “I hope your boyfriend like chubbies.”

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

I could never understand the venom on her Fametracker thread. It made me go from being me about her to staning for her. That shit was cray!

What? I was super excited when she broke up with Foley because, however cute he is/was, he seemed douchey when he showed up during her talk show appearance once (not sure which one? I used to watch a lot of them before I had good internet), and she and Vartan had CHEMISTRY.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Not in my experience. I always heard it was feminists who crushed balls.

I know. My hair is wavy! If I make it straight, it won't stay. If I make it curly, it won't stay. I guess I wouldn't be in that sorority. Mostly because I'm not skinny, but the hair too.

waves are the cousins of wrinkles

Do you eat half of it and then bury the rest for later?

i got the joker...because i picked lighthearted things and full of surprises in bed? is the surprise that he'd deffo murder me?

Not to mention you didn't even get to reap the benefits of her actual gift because she asked you to finish up! WTF??

I hate people going through my things, seeing a hidden mess. I would have had a flat out panic attack.

This isn't a gift story, but I think maybe we had the same MIL. I would come home from work to find her in my home, in the closet I shared with my (now-ex) husband, going through OUR laundry basket and taking out only HIS clothes so she could do his laundry. That he saw nothing wrong with this is chief among the…

This story made me really mad, or maybe anxious. Both. Definitely both.