“This is accomplished through The Ceremony, a supposedly sacred event that basically amounts to long shots of Offred getting awkwardly fucked on a bed while no one makes eye contact with each other.”

No, dogs are just inadequate cats.

I am in the greys, but since we are talking about bengals, I am adopting this little princess on Saturday and cannot contain my joy! She’s half siamese half bengal and I have named her Leia, please enjoy the gif

He took this to new Frontiers when he tried to do a U-turn. He couldn’t complete the turn and Sentra them flying through the glass. Then he threw it into reVersa and got out of there.

IOC *look up from rubbing wads of cash all over their bodies* “Ensure the whats are what now?”

But, see... that’s not exactly how it works. For example, Walmart trademarked the word “Always” for use in certain circumstances related to their advertising. They can’t sue me if I type the word “Always” into Twitter. Nor can they even if I use the words “Walmart” and “Always” together on Twitter. Enforcing trademark…

I bet they have #bribe, #bribed, #doping, and #turningABlindEye also trademarked.

Woah, Green Lantern’s an MRA?

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

Kat Dennings is many things, but NOT androgynous.

Let us go now, you and I, where we’ll be in the public eye.

My pet peeve is when they say “threepeat.” THAT IS NOT A WORD.

lol the hate for Chris Hardwick is real. I genuinely do not enjoy his stand up and most of the things I’ve seen him on tv but I’m oddly very into his podcast interviews. It helps that some of his guests are very funny.

I have 16 vouchers and nowhere in my state that's eligible for use 😡

The only problem I have is Karl Urban is the bad guy.

I’m guessing some kind of long Las Vegas bender that included both a tour of the Hoover Dam and the Luxor Casino

Yay!

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.