When I was young, I mean like, 10 or 11, one of my (creepy) relatives thought it would be hilarious to give me silky underwear for Christmas and video tape my reaction. I was so mortified. Worst gift/experience ever.

For penis euphemisms, one of my favorites (for silliness, not sexiness) is "fat pink mast". Thanks, GRRM!

Brian from high school?

This is legitimately adorable, Madeleine.

Nicely done.

SHERRY BROWN DRESS