Jeebus. Nobody warned me about the evil green pig.

@dr_bambi: I'm good! Catching up with my friends at io9 while I'm on winter break. Was the holiday season kind to you this year? :)

@DouchieSnacks: Or they could at least stop teasing us with "final" in the title.

@gmuslera: I'd like to see her go dark side, personally. And all I'm saying is, her workspace should have more action figures in it. My Mulder and Captain Jack (Harkness, not Sparrow) action figures in my office agree with me.

Sidekick Katie is one of the least believable nerds in the history of television, is she not?

@quothmarc: I'm fine with that as long as he's sent down a mine shaft, never to return.

@Sci-fi-Chic: It's possible you're being sarcastic, and I just missed it, but ... [io9.com]

@bitgod: Zombie Bachelor? I could get on board with that.

@Rufus Honker IV: Psst! It's your lucky day, provided you're a Mike person rather than a Joel person: [www.rifftrax.com]

@FodderTheSane: Me too! Clive Owen is too likeable not to enjoy it.

@Mark 2000: I provide my own MST3K to bad films; it's triple the fun when I'm with my siblings. It's the reason I try to avoid seeing the good-bad movies in theaters: Not everyone is appreciative of my rapier wit.

I know I've mentioned this on here before, but (and I'm not name-dropping here) I met Larry King at a work function in December 2009, and he said he was going to appear in "Ghostbusters 3." And Lord knows, Larry King is NEVER wrong or confused.

@LostAlice: And I've always thought Sherlock sounded like The Doctor. Either way, it's the same phenomenon ...

I've actually made three of those: The Doctor Who scarf, the Transformers wash cloth and the Starbuck hat. My fandom knows no boundaries!

@Ursus-Veritas: Just keep winding and winding it around your neck ...

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: I was envisioning Spam with actual glitter.

@Jester6641: And shirtless.

Has anybody busted out the "suck beyond the telling of it" line yet? Because that describes this scenario.

@ExtensionOfBob: I read parts by metaphorically peeking between my fingers because I was so worried they would go down that road, and I was so glad they didn't. (Of course, the means they used NOT to go down that road, well ...)

@Eridani: I have said aloud, more than once, "I just want to read the 'Feed' sequel. I want it right now." Sometimes I look longingly at the sci fi new release shelf at the library, just in case it's magically been released early.