I choose to be an optimist about this news, and this is a depiction of the form my optimism is taking.

I've been dying for this to hit the American airwaves. Between this and "The Walking Dead," October may be my favorite month of TV this year!

@bob_d: You need waaaaaay more misspellings than that.

@FrankN.Stein: No kidding. Now, I need to go watch "Return of the Jedi." I think Luke and Leia are such a cute couple. I hope they can make it work!

@justvisiting: @joetato: Come, my minions! We will rise up and overthrow these churlish dictators who care not for our treasured memories of questionable haircuts and acid-washed jeans! To the ire-mobile!

No sunglasses? Commence nostalgia-fueled internet outrage!

@BrontëSaurus: Much, much scarier!

@Fulgrymm: Hey, the TARDIS could be surrounded by a white halo!

@Franklin Harris: That's a great point. I understand (I think!) why it needed to be done, but transparency is key. Put an explanatory paragraph with it so people understand why — and so news agencies get a warning before they use it.

@ProfessorSara: P.S. Please, keep your extreme envy at my Photoshop skills to yourselves.

I'm just sayin'.

@lavardera: Listen, it's not like you can test or plan for EVERY contingency.

@debo matar la zombi goldberry83: I'm in favor of that proposal, as long as they aren't our last line of defense. Zombie bait might be preferable.

@chalkshark: I generally vote in favor of Rachel McAdams for every movie, but she would be extra fantastic as Lois Lane.

@Pessimippopotamus: The exclamation point on "When you're dead, you're dead" makes it extra jaunty!

@spacechampion: Are you my husband posting here incognito? That was exactly his comment, too.

@Purple Dave: I suppose if they make it a Kafka-esque nightmare, it could last indefinitely. (I know I've been beaten to the Kafka comment in previous posts, but it's still pertinent, by God!)

@n3onkn1ght: And since it's Fox, it'll be pulled off the air within a month.

@nuclearbalm: That sounds like a good plan, actually.

@AmishJohn: Meh.: Let's dump the last several Eddie Murphy films into that void, too, shall we?